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Kim And Trump Sign ‘Very Important’ Agreement To Build Trump Tower In North Korea

Kim And Trump Sign ‘Very Important’ Agreement To Build Trump Tower In North Korea

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According to the latest news, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump has signed a ‘very important’ document that promises ‘major changes’ to US-North Korea Relationship.

Thanks to our sources inside the North Korean Ministry of Very Important Affairs, we were able to obtain a copy of said document:

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